Bad Santa
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:49:00
Scrumptious
6½-pound standing rib roast.

:49:03
And everybody's favorite,
baby back ribs.

:49:21
This is such a nice house.
:49:24
Needs a woman's touch, though.
:49:27
I just rent
the fucking place anyway.

:49:33
Yeah.
I just rent stuff, too.

:49:34
Yeah?
:49:43
How long are you gonna be here?
:49:45
What? On the couch?
:49:47
No.
:49:49
In town.
:49:52
I don't know.
Just through the holidays.

:49:55
You know, then I'll move on.
:50:00
So, do you like kids?
:50:02
Fuck, no!
:50:04
Do you think
I'm some kind of pervert?

:50:07
I just mean because
you're Santa Claus.

:50:11
Oh.
:50:12
I like kids.
I really like kids.

:50:14
-You do?
-I love kids.

:50:16
Well, good.
:50:19
Yeah, they're something else,
those kids.

:50:24
And to tell you the truth...
:50:28
The fact of the matter is,
I'm not Santa.

:50:35
Like ya anyway.
:50:52
So, you'll call me, right?
:50:54
Yeah.
I'll call you.

:50:57
I'm gonna buy you some flowers.
:50:58
Some of those
really good expensive ones.


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