Bad Santa
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1:04:01
To go glidin'
in a one-horse sleigh

1:04:03
Giddyup, jingle horse,
pick up your feet

1:04:07
Jingle around the clock
1:04:10
Mix and mingle
in the jinglin' beat

1:04:14
That's the jingle bell rock
1:04:16
Santa'll be here real soon,
kids. Real soon.

1:04:20
Jingle bells chime
in jingle bell time

1:04:23
There he is.
Look.

1:04:25
ln jingle bell square
1:04:27
Oh, no.
1:04:30
What a bright time,
it's the right time

1:04:33
To rock the night away
1:04:36
Oh, my God!
1:04:38
Is a swell time
1:04:40
To go glidin'
in a one-horse sleigh

1:04:44
Giddyup, jingle horse,
pick up your feet

1:04:47
Jingle around the clock
1:04:50
Mix and mingle
in the jinglin' beat...

1:05:07
Sweet Jews for Jesus.
1:05:09
I pissed myself.
1:05:11
What the fuck
do you think you doing?

1:05:13
You son of a bitch!
1:05:15
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey.

1:05:16
Hey, come on, come on.
1:05:18
Look, hey!
Come on, come on!

1:05:19
Look here.
Get him out of here.

1:05:21
I'll smooth things over
with Chipeska.

1:05:23
-Tell him food poisoning.
-"Get him out of here"?

1:05:26
Take him to the car.
1:05:27
In case you hadn't noticed,
I'm a motherfuckin' dwarf.

1:05:30
So unless you got
a forklift handy,

1:05:32
maybe you should
lend a hand, hmm?

1:05:34
That figures. You want
all kind of set-asides.

1:05:36
Special treatment
'cause you're handicapped.

1:05:38
You all the same.
1:05:39
Special treatment?
1:05:41
I'm 3-foot-fucking-tall,
you asshole!

1:05:43
It's a matter of physics.
1:05:45
Draw me a sketch of how
I get him to the car, huh?

1:05:47
Bitch, bitch, bitch.
1:05:49
Sketch it up, you moron.
1:05:51
Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.
1:05:55
What you call me, thigh high?
1:05:56
I called you
a fucking guinea homo

1:05:58
from the 1 5th-fucking-century,
you dickhead!


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