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Dad?
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You want some water?
:15:09
-You are in for a surprise.
-Am l?
:15:13
Having a kid changes everything.
:15:16
There's the diapers and the burping
and the midnight feeding.
:15:20
-Did you do any of that?
-No.
:15:24
But l hear it's terrible.
:15:26
Then you spend years trying
to corrupt and mislead this child...
:15:31
...fill its head with nonsense,
and still it turns out perfectly fine.
:15:36
-You think l'm up for it?
-You learned from the best.
:15:45
Drink half the can.
l'll tell Mom you drank it all.
:15:47
Everyone wins.
:15:49
People needn't worry so much.
lt's not my time yet.
:15:53
This is not how l go.
:15:55
-Really?
-Truly. l saw it in The Eye.