:01:19
-Whose idea was this?
-I don't know.
:01:22
This is fun. I don't even
want to go in the limo.
:01:25
-You're gonna snag it up.
-No, but it floats.
:01:28
I'm looking forward to that show.
:01:29
Oh, man. It sold out.
:01:33
-Good cast.
-That was a beautiful cast.
:01:37
He can cast great.
He just can't catch anything.
:01:40
He's a great caster.
:01:43
Want to do a fishing show?
:01:44
All you think about is fishing shows.
:01:47
I hate those. Every cast,
they catch a fish.
:01:49
We got $5000 worth of gear here,
and we can't get the bugs to bite.
:01:53
First time I went fishing,
I was going with this girl.
:01:56
We were going down to the lake.
:01:58
She wanted to make love on a horse.
I'd never done it.
:02:01
We did it. I'm trying to keep
my balance, and she fell off.
:02:05
Then the manager of the Wal-Mart
come out and unplugged him.
:02:09
I didn't want to make love on a horse.
I wanted to do it on a rocket ship they had.
:02:14
Oh, man. Shut up.
:02:18
Who do you think has been
with the ugliest woman here?
:02:21
-Have you ever been with an ugly woman?
-The ugliest woman I've been with...
:02:25
...I was with last week.
:02:27
And I'm starting to miss her.
:02:32
You remember that movie 9 1/2 Weeks?
:02:35
When that fella had that woman
blindfolded and fed her fruit?
:02:38
I had this idea to try that at my house.
:02:40
Apparently, bologna and string cheese
is not a big turn-on for a woman.
:02:45
Choose your condiment correctly.
:02:49
One of those shows I was watching
said the big thing now...
:02:52
...is to talk to your partner
while you're making love.
:02:55
I heard that. Yeah.
:02:57
Which, where I come from, means,
"Ain't no cars coming. Relax."