Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie
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:09:01
All the way to the scene of the crash...
:09:13
...which is pretty handy
because that's where we're headed.

:09:17
I bet we beat the paramedics there
by a half-hour.

:09:26
I saw something today that came close
to truth in advertising.

:09:30
The De Beers people are almost saying
what they really mean...

:09:34
...because the old De Beers slogan was,
" Diamonds are forever."

:09:39
Then they changed it to,
"This year, take her breath away."

:09:43
The new slogan is,
"Diamonds, render her speechless."

:09:50
Why don't they just go ahead and say it?
:09:52
"Diamonds, that'll shut her up!"
:10:07
For a minute.
:10:11
It's good to be here.
I was here last summer.

:10:14
They took me tubing down the Salt River,
and I was baffled by this.

:10:20
I had never done it before.
Twenty-one of us met to go tube the river.

:10:25
We had six ice chests full of beer
with the tubes wrapped around them.

:10:29
We floated down that river drinking beer
for six and a half hours.

:10:34
Not one person had to pee.
:10:45
Is that normal?
:10:48
I'd like to think my friends
wouldn't pee on themselves.

:10:52
I know I would.
:10:55
That was the best thing
about tubing.

:10:56
You could just paddle up
to somebody you don't even know...


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