:11:03
...talk to them
while you're peeing on yourself.
:11:07
That's relaxed, right there.
:11:10
If you're floating down a river,
drinking a beer, peeing on yourself...
:11:16
...there's no tension there. Is there?
:11:23
I guess we'd been floating down
that river for an hour before I realized...
:11:27
...everybody's just peeing on themselves.
And I thought:
:11:30
"Hell, I'll just pee on myself."
:11:32
Everybody got mad at me.
:11:35
Of course, I was in a canoe.
:11:41
Standing up too.
:11:45
Not everybody got mad. A couple people
viewed it as a photo opportunity.
:11:50
And I know that because I got
their Christmas card last year.
:11:54
I don't remember it being
that cold that afternoon.
:12:05
So I just got back from 1 0 days
in Los Angeles.
:12:07
If you ever have a chance to do that,
pass on that.
:12:12
I learn things when I go to L.A.
I learned this:
:12:15
They have bikinis now
made out of seashells.
:12:17
I didn't know that.
I also didn't know this:
:12:20
If you're on a beach and you see a girl
dressed in a bikini made of seashells...
:12:24
...and you pick her up
and hold her to your ear...
:12:31
...you can hear her scream.
:12:36
I thought I'd hear the ocean,
but not over that woman.
:12:41
We got in last night. Some guys asked
if I wanted to go to a topless bar...
:12:45
...and I didn't want to go.
:12:49
I ended up going because, you guys back
me up, you've seen one woman naked...
:12:54
...you wanna see the rest of them naked.
:12:58
It could be an old biker chick.
You know they'll hang down to here.