Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie
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:13:01
"You want to see me naked? "
:13:03
Yeah, I do.
:13:09
All right, that's enough.
Roll them back up.

:13:19
Things that make you go:
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It was a wild night.
:13:25
I got back to the Phoenician Hotel.
They're so snooty.

:13:28
I got back to the hotel
at 7:30 this morning...

:13:31
...and I went up to the desk to leave
a wake-up call for 7:00.

:13:36
And the lady goes,
"Mr. White, it's past 7."

:13:42
"No, the next one.
:13:45
You got another one coming around,
don't you?

:13:48
Why don't you put me on that one?
:13:51
Hear they're running two a day
through Arizona."

:14:01
I'm from Texas. In Texas, we have
the death penalty, and we use it!

:14:11
That's right. If you come to Texas
and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

:14:18
That's our policy.
:14:20
They're trying to pass a bill right now that
will speed up the process of execution...

:14:25
...in heinous crimes where there's more
than three credible eyewitnesses.

:14:29
If more than three people saw you, you
don't sit on death row for 1 5 years, Jack.

:14:34
You go straight to the front of the line.
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Other states are trying to abolish
the death penalty.

:14:40
My state's putting in an express lane.
:14:47
Thanks for playing along.
I hope you enjoyed it. Good night.


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