:26:02
You believe that? People getting sued
for smoking the cigarettes.
:26:06
They say it cause cancer. They gonna get
sick. It says on the box you gonna get sick!
:26:11
I'm gonna sue Hustler Magazine for giving
my wrist carpal tunnel. How's that sound?
:26:17
That's right.
:26:20
That's funny. I don't care who you are.
That's funny, right there.
:26:24
You can't laugh at that, you need to
get out of here, 'cause that's funny.
:26:30
That's funny. They want to take
the Winston out of NASCAR.
:26:34
Did you know that?
They say that's offensive.
:26:37
What in the world? Who's gonna sponsor
NASCAR? Stayfree mini-pad?
:26:43
That'd be pretty good racing,
wouldn't it?
:26:46
"We got 43 cars this year
in the Kotex Cup.
:26:51
There's Jeff Gordon in the number 24
strawberry douche Chevy Monte Carlo."
:26:57
"How did you get tickets
to the Tampon 200? "
:27:01
"Well, we pulled some strings,
and we got some good seats in there."
:27:06
Get her done!
Y'all, thank you very much!
:27:09
Thank you all for a great show!
Thank you!
:27:20
-ls this where it is?
-"Mist Spay."
:27:23
-"Spa."
-Whatever.
:27:26
I hope they can get rid of backache.
:27:28
-Now, behave.
-Hello.
:27:29
Hi there, we're with
the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
:27:32
Yes, we've been expecting you. Thanks
for coming. Have you been to a spa before?
:27:38
-No.
-No.
:27:40
Is this a non-smoking spa?
:27:42
Yes. Well, why don't we do a tour?
:27:47
Now, behave.
:27:50
So this is kind of like
a really expensive wet T-shirt contest.
:27:54
You got a dollar?
:27:55
-How does it feel? What does it do for you?
-Put a dollar in the towel.