Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie
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...and you have to get on an airplane
to get to that job...

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...it is really time to review your territory.
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They tell us now the economy is bad.
You see it in the airports.

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Because everywhere we go now,
all the rental car places...

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...are selling the used rental cars.
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I've driven some bad vehicles in my life.
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I have never been so desperate for
an automobile I wanted a used rental car.

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You know what people do to rental cars.
My mother will not drive 55 miles an hour.

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You put her in a rental car, she's doing
doughnuts in the grocery store parking lot.

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Buying a used rental car...
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...is kind of like going to a house
of ill repute looking for a wife.

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Anything that's been driven that hard
by that many people...

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...you really don't want
to put your key in it.

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There's no incentive
to take care of a rental car...

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...because if you pay
the extra insurance...

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...you can total that rental car,
and they'll bring you another one.

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Always get the additional insurance.
They're like:

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"Would you like the additional coverage? "
I'm like, "Yes, I would.

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You got a Ford Fiesta
that's about to see more air time...

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...than a skateboard at the X Games."
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So welcome to our job. We feel
like we have the coolest job in the world.

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It's funny, because you get
to meet a lot of people backstage.

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When you're a comedian,
the number one thing people say to you:

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"Where do you come up with material? "
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The honest answer, at least for us, is...
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...the best stuff is not stuff you make up.
It's true stuff.

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That being said,
I have to share this story with you.

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Last year, I was hosting a show
for the children's hospital in Atlanta.

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A couple came up to me.
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The man said to me,
" I bet you done heard every redneck thing."


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