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The other question I get asked:
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"When you say somebody might be
a redneck, what do you mean? "
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For the record, my definition of "redneck" :
a glorious absence of sophistication.
:55:12
That's all it is.
It can be full-time or part-time.
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Most of us are guilty of it.
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And if you're not guilty of it,
you do have relatives that are.
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Think back to the last family reunion,
when at the end of it...
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...you got in the car and looked
at your spouse and said, "Oh, my God.
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What is wrong with them?
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The little one is not right.
I guarantee you, the little one is not right."
:55:41
I got rednecks in my family.
:55:42
I got an uncle who climbs in and out
of the car through the driver's side window.
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The door's not broke or anything. He just
likes to pretend he's a NASCAR driver.
:55:55
Got a few NASCAR fans
in Phoenix, huh?
:56:00
I love NASCAR.
It's a difficult thing to talk about on-stage...
:56:04
...because NASCAR fans
will start fighting with each other.
:56:07
Every NASCAR fan has got
that one driver they love...
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...and every NASCAR fan has got
that one driver they can't stand.
:56:14
Jeff Gordon.
:56:16
It's always Jeff Gordon.
:56:19
I've figured out why a lot of NASCAR fans
don't like Jeff Gordon.
:56:23
It's not because Gordon won the points
championship and wins a lot of races.
:56:27
A lot of NASCAR fans don't like
Jeff Gordon because he enunciates.
:56:35
There's not a place in NASCAR
for that kind of stuff.
:56:40
See, true NASCAR fans
want an interview with a driver...
:56:43
...where you have no idea
what he's talking about.
:56:47
"Boy, I tell you, we run pretty good
all day long and developed a bit of a push...
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...and brought her in, booger-jacked some
wedge in her and she run like a spotted....