1:16:00
...that there's no way
you can go to sleep at night.
1:16:03
We've all been friends
for about 1 5 years.
1:16:05
So we have spent so many nights
at the Waffle House...
1:16:08
...at 2:00 in the morning,
sitting around and telling stories.
1:16:12
So we decided that's the way
we would close this thing every night...
1:16:16
...is to come out and tell stories that
made each of us laugh through the years.
1:16:20
Everybody's got great stories, but...
1:16:23
...ying-yang, here....
1:16:26
You gotta tell the story about when
you took your sister to the flea market...
1:16:31
...because she was all bummed out.
Remember that?
1:16:34
I hope she's hot!
1:16:40
Yeah, she'd make Ray Charles flinch.
1:16:51
-My sister--
-You sick bastard!
1:16:54
My sister is covered with moles.
1:17:00
She's got moles all over her face,
bunch of moles.
1:17:04
And we used to call her "Old Moley."
1:17:08
But she went down to church and got saved.
Now we call her " Holy Moley."
1:17:16
It ain't funny, to be honest with you.
1:17:20
But she was feeling bad about her moles,
so we figured we'd lift her spirits.
1:17:25
Took her up to the flea market
to get her something nice.
1:17:30
She's already feeling bad
about her moles...
1:17:33
...and then the night before,
she got this horse and it busted its leg...
1:17:38
...and I had to shoot it.
1:17:39
And now it's got a broken leg
and a gunshot wound.
1:17:47
I don't know what you're supposed
to shoot it for.
1:17:53
I guess it helps in the healing process
or something. I ain't sure.
1:17:57
If it ain't better by next week,
I'm gonna shoot it again.