:14:01
I know why.
:14:02
We're going to have so much sex one
guy's always going to sleep out.
:14:06
Yeah, right.
:14:07
You better hope that couch
is more comfortable than it looks.
:14:12
There's a mirror on the ceiling.
:14:16
Excelente.
:14:17
That way the babes can watch me
get my peak on.
:14:24
Check this out, Jer.
:14:25
- Four racquetball courts.
- Hey!
:14:27
- Nine cocktail lounges, a casino.
- Six and eight 's a running mate!
:14:31
A video arcade...
:14:33
Onboard chest waxing salon...
:14:36
- Chest waxing?
- Yes, of course, for swimming.
:14:41
Let me see that.
:14:44
Club Socrates wants you to know
you'll be treated like a queen.
:14:50
- You mean king?
- Queen. It says so right there.
:14:55
That 's weird.
:15:01
Hello?
Ring, ring, ring.
:15:04
Everybody conga.
:15:07
Conga,conga,conga,everybody party
Party,party,party
:15:12
Five o'clock today
:15:14
Yeah, baby! I told you, Jer.
This boat is wild!
:15:19
- Where's the party, sweet thing?
- Stateroom 209. Stateroom 209.
:15:26
It 's casual.
:15:37
To fresh scratches on our backs.
:15:40
- Scotch and soda, please.
- Coming right up, sir.
:15:46
Oh, please.
:15:48
Why do they always
have to play Liza?
:15:52
I don't know.
I kinda like "Liza With a Z".
:15:55
Yeah, it 's kind of cool
for making out.
:15:58
I prefer Johnny Mathis, myself.