:18:04
Help! Help! Somebody help us!
:18:07
We're straight! We're straight.
:18:10
Hey, Nick! Stop acting like a jerk!
We'll figure this out!
:18:16
What are we gonna do, Jerry?
We gotta get off this boat!
:18:19
Excuse me sir, do you know
where we can get off real quick?
:18:22
- Try the hole in one room.
- I'm starting to think that 's...
:18:24
not a real driving range, Jer.
In fact, I'm convinced of it.
:18:27
Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!
:18:30
We're trapped like rats!
:18:36
What?
:18:38
I checked our itinerary.
:18:40
We don't dock for four days.
:18:42
Why do I ever listen to you?
:18:45
Are you implying
that this is somehow my fault?
:18:47
I'm not implying it.
I'm saying it.
:18:50
If you hadn't insulted the travel agent,
none of this would've happened.
:18:53
- Maybe there's another explanation.
- Yeah? What?
:18:57
Maybe that travel agent thought
he was doing you a favor.
:19:01
Because...
:19:03
- You know.
- Because what?
:19:05
Because you're a little fem.
That 's why.
:19:07
You always dress real nice.
You're in shape. You're neat.
:19:10
And you use those pastel
colored balls at the bowling alley.
:19:12
Don't think that got past me.
:19:19
You're an idiot.
A thick-headed moron.
:19:22
Felicia was right. I should've
dumped your ass years ago!
:19:25
If you wanted to dump somebody's
ass, it should've been Felicia's.
:19:28
That chick was Satan's sister, bro.
Yeah! Devil in a d-cup!
:19:31
Felicia was as frosty a bitch
as I've ever seen in my life!
:19:33
I'm gonna kill ya!
:19:36
Get off.
:19:40
I know I heard
do the bump-bump time.
:19:43
Hey you, don't get the wrong idea.
:19:46
Hector always gets the wrong idea.
:19:49
That 's why he is no longer welcome
in the state of Missouri.
:19:51
Buddy, you pranced into the wrong
cabin. My friend and I...
:19:55
we're not gay.
:19:58
Ring, ring. Hold the phone. What you
tell me? You two guys are not gay?