:40:04
Gabriella is everything I've ever
wanted in a woman. I even pierced...
:40:07
...my ear for her.
- You better make sure...
:40:09
...it 's the right ear.
- Of course it 's...
:40:16
- Yeah, I better look into that.
- How was your evening?
:40:19
Let 's just say I had some bad
shellfish and leave it at that.
:40:22
- Hey. Hold on a second. See ya.
- Here she comes.
:40:25
- Grab my ass.
- What are you? Crazy?
:40:27
I told her I was gay. Now wet
your lips and look at me lovingly.
:40:30
- Do I look like a homo to you?
- Yes.
:40:31
An out of shape one,
but we have those too.
:40:33
Thank you very much. That 's enough.
Moving along. Nothing to see here.
:40:36
What do you want me to do?
Act like I'm gay?
:40:39
- Hi, boys.
- Hi.
:40:40
I don't believe you two have
formally been introduced.
:40:42
- This is my life partner.
- I'm not his life...
:40:45
He's a little seasick this morning.
:40:47
- Maybe he's just a little lovesick.
- Right!
:40:52
- We're into S&M.
- Okay.
:40:55
If you feel better later you would
like to come to my new class?
:40:59
- Yeah? It 's dirty dancing.
- Dirty dancing?
:41:03
- So taboo.
- What the hell's wrong with you?
:41:05
"He's my life partner".
:41:08
You need to keep an open mind.
Nick! Hey!
:41:13
- It 's only for a few days.
- Quit bugging me.
:41:16
I'm getting my nuts handed to me
on a platter.
:41:17
- I wouldn't mind seeing that.
- Don't say it!
:41:23
- Why not?
- Cause I won't, that 's why.
:41:26
Be a friend.
:41:27
As a friend?
You're a wiener.
:41:29
Now buzz off. I'm trying
to concentrate on my workout.
:41:34
You're not working out.