:46:02
Me? Straight? Girlfriend, please!
:46:07
Nobody's gotta teach me
how to be gay.
:46:10
Bette Midler is also known
as the Divine Miss...
:46:15
- M?
- Very good!
:46:18
Very good.
Oh, sorry!
:46:20
Okay, now describe the Brandy
Alexander you're drinking.
:46:25
- Refreshing.
- No, no, no! It is to die for!
:46:29
Also acceptable divine,
marvellous, charming and ooh-la-la.
:46:36
At first lwas afraid
lwas petrified
:46:41
Kept thinking I could never live
Without you by my side
:46:45
But then I spent so many nights
:46:48
Thinking how you did me wrong
:46:50
And I grew strong
:46:52
And I learned how to get along
:46:54
And now you're back
:46:56
From outer space
:46:58
I just walked in to see you there
With that sad look upon your
:47:02
Why you stopped singing?
:47:04
I don't know the words.
:47:07
You want to convince people you're
gay and you don't know the words?
:47:12
Singing disco tunes
and wearing calypso outfits...
:47:15
is not going to help me
convince Gabriella that I'm gay.
:47:17
Hector, this is stupid.
:47:23
Are you humming "I Will Survive?"
:47:25
That 's right.
And I know all the words.
:47:30
- You're looking at me like I'm crazy.
- I'm not.
:47:32
- You know what?
- What?
:47:34
Champagne usually
makes me a crazy, too.
:47:37
Champagne, ocean air...
:47:40
strange things might happen.
:47:42
I might turn into
a raging heterosexual.
:47:48
I should be so lucky.
Can you imagine?
:47:52
You know what? Let 's get
this party on its feet. Come on.