1:16:01
Glad to see
you finally made it, reverend.
1:16:03
I got a string quartet back at the
Hyatt about to go into golden time.
1:16:06
- Congratulations, sir.
- Thank you.
1:16:09
- They're friends of yours, Jerry?
- Yes, sir.
1:16:10
I met them on the cruise.
1:16:13
So you accidentally hopped onto
the Guytanic, too?
1:16:15
- How's it going?
- I guess not.
1:16:19
Jerry, I'm gonna keep
my eye on you.
1:16:23
- What 's up, guys?
- Nick, come here. It 's important.
1:16:29
There is no more sacred contract
than the bond of marriage.
1:16:33
And no more spiritual union than
that between a man and a woman.
1:16:39
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today...
1:16:41
to bring this man and this woman
together in the eyes of...
1:16:49
in the eyes of...
1:16:52
God?
1:16:54
- God, yeah, that 's what you say.
- No, that 's what you say.
1:16:57
Yeah, well I used to
until recently. I mean...
1:17:01
if there was a God would He
allow my wife to run off...
1:17:04
with a non-union contractor who
overcharged me for a bay window?
1:17:06
But that 's my problem, I'm sorry, and
it 's your day. I'm sorry. Where was I?
1:17:10
A happy marriage is the
perfect human relationship.
1:17:14
A setting in which each partner
feels free to be as he or she is...
1:17:18
under God's bountiful nature.
1:17:21
That same nature that allowed
the number 547 PIN code...
1:17:25
to screw me in a photo.
I'm sorry, where was I?
1:17:29
If there's anyone present who feels
that these two people should not...
1:17:34
...be joined together in matrimony...
- Come on.
1:17:36
...let them speak now,
or forever hold their peace.
1:17:45
Okay, fine.
1:17:46
Jerry, then, if there's no objection,
turn to Felicia and repeat after me.
1:17:51
I, Jerry...
1:17:53
take you, Felicia...
1:17:54
...to be my lawful-wedded...
- Stop! Wait! Time out! Time out!
1:17:59
- Nick! What are you doing?
- I have to say something.