:05:00
[ Clears throat ]
:05:03
Hmm.
:05:15
How may I help you, Howie?
:05:17
Just thought I'd congratulate
you on turning it around.
:05:19
Turning what around?
:05:21
You snaked Gendler.
:05:23
Please.
Gendler doesn't bother me.
:05:25
[ Keys clacking ]
:05:26
Oh, that's right.
He doesn't bother you.
:05:29
What the heck was I thinking?
:05:32
Listen, I thought
maybe after work
:05:33
you and me go tie one on,
:05:35
maybe check out
some of the local talent.
:05:37
Can't. I'm meeting
Mrs. Arness at 6:00.
:05:39
And by the way,
it's "You and I go tie one on,"
:05:41
not "You and me go."
:05:43
Somebody messaging you here.
:05:44
Who's Lawyer-girl?
:05:47
Nobody.
:05:48
Whoa. Did someone make
a blind lnternet date?
:05:51
No. I mean, you know,
well, technically, but no.
:05:54
I met her
in a legal chat room.
:05:56
She's, uh, very classy
and smart.
:05:59
When do you nail her?
:06:00
I'm courting her tonight
at 7:00.
:06:02
Oh, jeez. You're courting her.
Sounds like a hot one.
:06:04
And this is her?
:06:05
Yeah, she's attractive,
isn't she?
:06:07
I suppose.
It's not my cup of tea.
:06:08
What do you --
she is universally cute.
:06:11
Eh, she's a little too
anemic-looking, Petey.
:06:13
I like my jello to jiggle,
if I'm not being too subtle.
:06:15
You're not being too subtle.
:06:17
All right, as long as she spins
your knobs, I'm happy for you.
:06:20
[ Sighs ]
:06:21
Have you nailed anyone
since Kate?
:06:24
Nail-- I was
supposed to call her.
:06:26
Sofia, can you get my wife
on the phone?
:06:28
-Ex-wife.
-Ex-wife on the phone?
:06:29
Right away.
:06:30
Can't help you with this one,
pal. See you later.
:06:33
[ Door opens ]
:06:35
Peter, you cannot break
another promise to these kids.
:06:38
You just can't.
:06:39
I said I couldn't take them
to Hawaii.
:06:41
I didn't say
I couldn't take them.
:06:42
They can spend the week
with me.
:06:44
They are gonna be
so disappointed.
:06:47
I can't talk to you right now.
:06:48
[ Beeps ]
:06:55
Um...Daddy can't take you
to Hawaii.
:06:58
[ Sarcastically ]
Oh, darn.