:19:01
The chairs...
they were set in a circle,
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so that way everybody
was forced to watch
:19:08
everybody else.
:19:11
And then the robber,
:19:13
this sick maniac,
:19:15
he goes and finds one of those
little ball-peen hammers.
:19:19
And then one by one...
:19:21
he smashed the backs
of their heads open with the hammer.
:19:25
Everyone had to watch
their friends die,
:19:28
knowing that they'd
soon be next.
:19:32
Ball-peen...
:19:34
The guy doesn't stop there.
:19:37
He breaks out the fire axe.
:19:39
The alarm goes off...
he doesn't give a shit.
:19:44
He hacked off
all of their limbs.
:19:46
The cops found six
bloody torsos
:19:49
tied to the bowling seats.
:19:51
Blood everywhere...
:19:55
Turns out the guy was
some disgruntled employee.
:19:59
That was
my childhood playground.
:20:05
Bert, you asshole,
it's not funny.
:20:07
Yes it is,
you fucking slut.
:20:09
Jeff?
:20:11
What?
:20:12
Tell them about
the happy bald guy.
:20:14
- No, I can't take it.
- He gave us our shoes
:20:17
and quarters for
the video games.
:20:19
There was a room with
a pool table,
:20:21
but my dad wouldn't
let us go there.
:20:24
The bald guy was always happy,
always smiling.
:20:27
But the killer
got him too.
:20:30
When the cops searched
the place,
:20:32
they found hacked off limbs
at the end of the bowling lanes.
:20:35
The guy had bowled
people's organs.
:20:38
Arms, legs, everything.
:20:42
They found the bald guy's head
in the ball return.
:20:47
- He was still smiling.
- Oh, no.
:20:51
I knew you were full of shit!
You suck!
:20:53
No! It was in the paper.
I swear!
:20:57
I'm laughing because
:20:59
Jeff is an asshole
and he's making me laugh.