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:23:00
I'll bet you. I can only drink
beer the rest of the trip.

:23:04
If I drink anything else,
you can have the rest of my supply.

:23:07
All right, you're on.
We only drink beer.

:23:10
Bert: You're on.
:23:11
So, you're a skater?
Is that your occupation?

:23:17
Oh, crap.
:23:18
Party's over.
:23:22
Hey Justin...
Grim...

:23:24
you want to come inside?
:23:26
I'd love to, but I left
all this shit outside my tent.

:23:29
It's starting to rain,
if it gets fucked up,

:23:31
it's like $4,000 worth
of shit pissed away.

:23:33
How far away is your tent?
:23:35
20 minutes away, but if I book
I can be back in 30.

:23:37
- Cool. Bring the weed.
- I will.

:23:41
Check you dudes later.
Come on, Dr. Mambo.

:23:47
- Jeff: Freak.
- Karen: I thought he was funny.

:23:54
Bert:
How did it work?

:23:56
What do you mean "how"?
It had a hose...

:23:58
a bunch of different settings,
:24:01
pulse, power...
:24:04
stream.
:24:05
And you came every time?
:24:09
Totally.
:24:10
You can imagine my disappointment
the first time I had sex.

:24:13
Tell me about it.
:24:15
What's that supposed
to mean?

:24:18
- I've got a better story.
- Paul: I'm sorry,

:24:20
but no story is better
than Karen and the shower massage.

:24:23
No, seriously.
:24:26
One time I was masturbating...
:24:29
and my dog came up
and started licking my balls.

:24:32
Right as I came it stuck
its tongue up my ass.

:24:35
That's serious fucking
masturbation talent right there.

:24:38
Fucking good.
:24:42
He'd better have brought more weed
or I won't let him in.

:24:46
Relax, pal.
I'm coming.

:24:48
His name's Grim.
:24:52
Jesus Christ.
:24:59
Help me...
please.


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