:01:03
Ladies, I'd like to welcome
Iris Benton from llkley.
:01:08
She's come to lead us
through the fascinating world of rugs.
:01:14
I beg your pardon, Iris. I stand corrected.
:01:16
It's not just rugs. It's all forms of carpeting.
:01:21
Thank God. For a minute there
I thought it was going to be dull.
:01:24
Thank you, Iris.
:01:32
Our round-the-world cruise
started in September in Skipton,
:01:36
when we booked the tickets.
:01:39
That's them. They were a special offer
and it was essential, my wife told me,
:01:44
to book them before the 25th of the month.
:01:52
(woman) Thank you.
:02:03
I don't know about you, ladies,
but can I just say, Pauline,
:02:06
I had no idea that broccoli
could be so intriguing.
:02:10
Thank you.
:02:13
Now then, ladies, can I have
a volunteer to draw the raffle?
:02:21
- No.
- Yes.
:02:23
- No.
- All right, I'll ask him.
:02:25
- Volunteer your own husband.
- Yeah, right.
:02:28
What's Rod going to talk to the WI about?
:02:30
Yeah, exactly.
That's exactly what John'd say.
:02:34
- What the hell am I gonna speak about?
- John, I don't care.
:02:37
Whatever it is is gonna be better
than the bloody history of the cauliflower
:02:41
or whatever it is we've got next week.
:02:43
- One seedling...
- Annie, tell him.
:02:45
John, the whole point of the WI is...
:02:48
- Are you listening to me?
- Annie, what is the point of the WI?
:02:52
Enlightenment, fun and friendship.
:02:55
Well, there, you see.
It's right. It's them things.
:02:59
In my case, you did it cos
your mother asked you, then she died...