:08:00
What's that?
:08:01
Annie won't have had time, running
Yul Brynner in and out of Skipton General,
:08:05
so ta-da!
:08:07
I'm sorry. It just took a bit long...
Oh, my God, the cake.
:08:10
- Told you.
- It's all right. Chris has saved the day.
:08:13
- You baked that?
- I'm not a total dead loss as a woman.
:08:17
I can't knit or make plum jam,
but I can bake a bloody victoria sponge.
:08:21
- Thank you.
- Course, I didn't actually bake this.
:08:24
- I got it from Marks & Spencer's.
- What?!
:08:26
- The point is...
- You can't enter a cake you've bought.
:08:30
Get off! It doesn't matter
where it comes from, does it?
:08:33
This is about putting up
a united front against High Gill.
:08:37
This isn't bakery.
:08:40
It's Zulu.
:08:43
Are you ready?
:08:55
(PA) Will the parents of the young lad
in the Spider-Man T-shirt
:08:58
please meet him under the gorilla.
:09:04
Now, excitement in the main tent,
where the WI judging's begun.
:09:09
- Aye aye.
- Jury's back.
:09:12
Ladies and gentlemen, the winner
of this year's May Wilkinson trophy
:09:17
for victoria sponge,
maximum 12-inch diameter,
:09:21
I'm pleased to say is entry number 213.
:09:26
- Nice knowing you, Chris.
- (murmurs) Help me!
:09:29
That's interesting.
:09:31
Entered by Knapely WI
and baked by Chris Harper.
:09:44
- Very, very well done. It's a beautiful cake.
- Thanks. Thanks very much.
:09:47
And I'm proud to say this cake also wins
:09:52
the judges' 2002 discretionary award.