:31:00
OK, I think there's a trick
we could play here.
:31:04
At first glance, it should look like
your classic WI calendar.
:31:08
You know, all your jams,
cakes, sewing and all that.
:31:12
You know, everything you'd expect.
:31:15
Except for one tiny thing.
:31:18
The person doing it is, uh... naked.
:31:31
It's... It's perfect, Lawrence.
Really, it's perfect.
:31:36
A different girl for every month
in a different guise.
:31:41
Painting, um... press.
:31:45
Until December, when I thought we could
do a group photo of you all together,
:31:49
you know, singin' a Christmas carol.
:31:52
With little hats on, like Father Christmas.
:31:55
There's just one small problem.
The photographer's a man.
:32:00
The point is we won't
actually be showing anything.
:32:03
In the photos. I imagine a considerable
amount will be on display in the room.
:32:08
That's a point.
:32:10
He'll have to be in the room
to take the photos.
:32:12
- With us naked!
- Well, nude.
:32:16
Listen, an art photographer
doesn't see a naked woman.
:32:19
- He sees a life model.
- Yes, the nudity isn't important.
:32:24
Easy to say
when you've got your knickers on.
:32:26
He'll be looking at us as an artist.
:32:29
- I've heard that one before.
- Have you?
:32:32
- He's not that kind of bloke.
- I've heard that one before an' all!
:32:35
Where is he?
:32:43
Lawrence?
:32:52
I mean, have you any idea how intimidating
it is to come in here in front of you lot?
:32:59
How much it's taken
that young man to do that?