:56:02
where...
:56:07
my husband...
:56:15
Thank you. Knapely,
best of luck with the settee. Now...
:56:19
No, no, no. Just hold on.
Just hold on a minute with your red light.
:56:22
Sorry, does the other member
from Knapely want to say something?
:56:26
Yes, because
she's about to commit heresy.
:56:30
Hello. Here we go.
:56:34
- Oh, God.
- Look, I hate plum jam.
:56:38
(laughter)
:56:41
I only joined the WI
to make my mother happy.
:56:44
I do, I hate plum jam.
I'm crap at cakes, I can't make sponge.
:56:49
In fact, seeing as it's unlikely that George
Clooney would actually come to Skipton
:56:53
to do a talk on what it was like to be in ER,
:56:55
there seems very little reason
for me to actually stay in the WI.
:56:59
Except suddenly... suddenly I want
to raise money in memory of a man I loved,
:57:06
and to do that I'm prepared to take
me clothes off for a WI calendar,
:57:10
and if you can't give us 10 minutes
of your time, Madam Chairman,
:57:14
well then, frankly, guys,
I'm going to do it without council approval.
:57:18
Because there are some things that are
more important than council approval.
:57:22
And if it means
that we get closer to killing off
:57:26
this shitty, cheating, sly,
conniving bloody disease that cancer is,
:57:33
oh, God, I tell you, I'd run round Skipton
market naked, smeared in plum jam,
:57:38
wearing nothing but a knitted tea cosy
on me head and singing "Jerusalem".
:57:56
Let's break.
:57:58
10 minutes.