Chasing Papi
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:19:02
Uh, I'm dating three women.
:19:06
Well, guess we know
where all the blood is then.

:19:09
I didn't plan this!
All three are so different...

:19:12
so beautiful,
so... so special.

:19:16
You'd better choose one, or
you're gonna wearyourself out.

:19:19
How can you choose between the colors
of nature's beautiful flowers?

:19:23
How? Besides, they'd be heartbroken,
and I'd be dead.

:19:27
Well, you may die from exhaustion.
:19:31
So, um,
what are their names?

:19:33
Cici, patricia y Lorena.
:19:37
I'm married to a woman
named Bertha.

:19:40
Bertha? Hmm.
:19:43
Choose one.
:19:49
Now, what name are you hoping for?
- I don't know. Who is it?

:19:53
What matters is who are
you hoping it is?

:19:55
Quick!
- Uh, I don't know. Who is it?

:19:57
That's your conscious self talking.
Your subconscious knows what you really want.

:20:01
Quick!
- Can'tyou just read it? Please?

:20:03
That's not the point.
Your blood pressure is way too high.

:20:06
We'll try some tranquilizers
until you can work everything out.

:20:09
Until then, no driving,
no alcohol and, most important...

:20:14
No women.
- What?

:20:17
I'm gonna write one
for myself.

:20:19
Now take out the third
and seventh paragraphs.

:20:22
Yes.
Give me one second.

:20:25
Okay.
Now read it back to me.

:20:28
The rest sounds fine.
Have them sign and circulate it.

:20:36
Amor?
:20:47
Thank you.
- You're welcome.


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