Cheaper by the Dozen
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and ""B,'' because I've benefited
from your salary spike...

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in various shallow
but nonetheless pleasing ways.

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But, Dad, check it out. This afternoon,
Mike was repelling from the roof...

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Nigel was using Kim
as a human dartboard...

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and you employed your son
as a vomit mop.

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Call me crazy, Pops, but things are getting
pretty twisted around here.

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I need to hire some help.
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As in a babysitter? Okay,
that is so not happening.

:52:27
Dad,just call Mom and tell her
we need her back home.

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I just can't do that right now,
not with all the work she's done.

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It just wouldn't be fair.
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Well, then why don't you
spend more time at home?

:52:38
Honey, that's just not
an option right now.

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I've got a big job,
a job that I love.

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I'm gonna have to
call in some backup.

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[ Tom ] Hello.
:52:56
Uh, my name is Tom Baker, and I'm
interested in hiring a domestic helper.

:52:59
Um, I have 1 2 children.
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Actually, I'm serious.
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-Just 1 2.
- Twelve.

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There's only two.
Oh, plus 1 0.

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How many kids? Well, uh, when
you get here we can just count 'em up.

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Well, there's 1 2.
But one doesn't live with me...

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and one you never see
'cause he's so mad.

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Uh, a dozen?
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Just-Just-Just 1 2.
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Hello. I'll just hang up on myself.
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