:57:01
Is that the Midland house?
:57:16
President Gerhard and I have been
waiting for a half an hour.
:57:18
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I had to--
:57:20
I know you have responsibilities
at home, Bake, but this is it.
:57:22
This is your shot,
your moment, not theirs.
:57:25
What's the matter with you?
What are you doing?
:57:28
You've wanted this
for as long as I've known you.
:57:30
[ Sighs ] I just don't want to
see you blow it.
:57:34
I'll work something out.
:57:36
It's hard to believe someone as
staggeringly beautiful as you...
:57:40
could deliver 1 2 children and
still look as yummy as you do.
:57:44
[ Laughing ]
Oh, that's so sweet.
:57:46
I guess the camera
can't see my hips.
:57:49
[ Kelly ] Tell us,
did you have them conventionally?
:57:52
[ Audience Laughing ]
:57:56
[ Chuckles ]
:57:58
Well, uh, after the sixth one,
they just kind of walked out.
:58:02
- [ Audience Laughing ]
- Why don't you read us a little
something from your book?
:58:05
Oh, I don't know. No. People
can just buy it and then read it.
:58:09
- Oh, come on.
- The audience wants it.
:58:12
- [ Audience Cheering ]
- Oh, all right. Okay.
:58:15
[ Clears Throat ]
""Some, uh, call me a mom.
:58:17
""Others call me
a primary caregiver.
:58:19
But they both mean
the same thing: chauffeur.''
:58:22
You know, it sounds like you
and your husband have things
under control at home.
:58:25
Oh, well, I'm lucky
to have him. We sure do.
:58:28
Kids, on the carpet! Now!
:58:36
[ Gasps ]
Dad!
:58:39
College guys?
[ Gasps, Squeals ]
:58:42
- What's goin' on here?
- Where's Charlie?
:58:45
-He went to Midland for the day.
-Midland? It's a school day.
:58:49
- He hates school.
- 'Course you couldn't know that
'cause you're never home.
:58:54
Well, that is about
to change, Sarah Baker.
:58:57
Because since I can't go to work
without you guys getting in trouble...