1:18:00
but I need all of you, and I would appreciate
it if you could just put on happy faces.
1:18:04
Everything's great.
We're a big, happy family.
1:18:07
If you can remember the lines
I told you to say to Oprah.
1:18:10
If you can't remember, don't say
anything. Big smiles. Let me see 'em.
1:18:14
Mom, Beans is dead.
1:18:17
Nobody cares
about your stupid frog, FedEx.
1:18:19
Stop calling me that!
1:18:22
- [ Children Yelling ]
- Don't you dare call him that.!
1:18:27
[ Yelling Continues ]
1:18:30
- [ Tom ] All right.! Hey.!
- Stop it! Stop it!
1:18:32
What's the name
of this segment again?
1:18:35
Uh, ""One Big Happy Family.''
1:18:37
Okay, I'm calling
Oprah's people right now.
1:18:40
All I'm saying is,
families are inevitable.
1:18:43
It's like death or taxes.
1:18:46
Does that mean
you don't want children?
1:18:48
- [ Kate ] Leave him alone.!
- Hello!
1:18:51
Look at these--
They're monsters!
1:18:54
- [ Yelling Continues ]
- Honey, you can't want this.
That's why you're with me.
1:19:01
Nora.! Come on.!
We need you down here.!
1:19:04
[ Lorraine ]
You're stepping on me.! Stop.!
1:19:06
[ Kate ] Nigel, get off
your brother's head.!
1:19:09
Get off me!
Nobody cares about me!
1:19:12
- Nobody cares about me!
- Mark, what's going on?
1:19:15
- Mark.! Mark.!
- What are you talking about?
1:19:17
- I'm perfect! I've never done
anything like this before!
- No! None of that!
1:19:21
- Hey! Hey!
- No, you do not want to come down here.
1:19:26
No, it's the farthest thing
from a happy family.
1:19:28
[ Yelling Continues ]
1:19:30
Why am I the only normal
person in the family?