:06:04
I am so sorry, baby.
:06:05
Things got crazy at work.
What's going on, man?
:06:09
Look at this place.
It's Princeton for preschoolers.
:06:11
Let's hurry up
so we won't be late for the orientation.
:06:14
What's the orientation about?
:06:15
It's a preschool,
they'll be playing with blocks, right?
:06:26
Unbelievable.
:06:28
Language skills are a critical component
here at Chapman.
:06:31
They're part of our core curriculum.
:06:34
You must be Charles.
:06:35
- Call me Charlie. Nice to meet you.
- How do you do?
:06:37
- This is my wife, Kim.
- Hi.
:06:39
Kimberly. I'm Miss Harridan,
the headmistress.
:06:42
And this is Ben.
:06:43
How do you do, Benjamin?
:06:46
- Come on, little man.
- It's a pleasure to meet you.
:06:49
Shall we begin?
:06:51
- Look at their outfits. I like that.
- They're cute.
:06:55
We find uniforms reinforce
the sense of structure.
:06:58
Structure's good.
:07:00
Our philosophy is that
a child is like a climbing vine.
:07:04
With structure to cling to,
and the right gardener to tend them...
:07:08
they'll grow to the sky.
:07:12
- Sorry.
- So, Mrs. Hinton...
:07:14
you're returning to work?
:07:16
Lawyer, I believe your file said.
:07:19
Actually, I haven't practiced yet.
:07:21
We just had Ben when I finished law school.
:07:24
Still a little nervous about leaving him.
:07:26
All mothers are. But you needn't worry.
:07:30
Our little seedlings are in very good hands.
:07:34
- Turn the darn phone off.
- It's off.
:07:36
And attack!
:07:38
Now mark your books, number five.
:07:39
Cat is to mouse as frog is to...
:07:43
Are they doing SAT prep?
:07:45
It's never too early to start.
:07:47
- Nest.
- That's right. Nest.
:07:52
- I thought you turned your phone off.
- It's not my phone, it's my two-way.
:07:58
This is bad.