Daddy Day Care
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:41:01
I'm serious. We know nothing
about running a day care center.

:41:04
We don't know anything.
We're not even good parents!

:41:07
I'm a good parent.
:41:10
- What does that mean?
- What?

:41:11
That thing. What is that?
:41:14
You know that rocket ship thing you do?
Ben doesn't even like that.

:41:18
That just happens to be Ben's favorite thing.
:41:21
He lets you do it because you like it.
It's the one time you pay him attention.

:41:26
- You don't change your kid's diapers.
- I don't like diapers.

:41:29
You should teach your kid
how to go to the toilet and aim...

:41:31
so we don't have to redecorate the place
when he goes.

:41:34
You're right.
:41:35
Let me tell you something.
:41:36
My kid is 4 years old,
and for the first time today...

:41:39
I saw him playing with the other kids,
just being a normal kid.

:41:42
It felt great knowing
I had something to do with it.

:41:44
We did that!
:41:45
If we can do that, we can definitely
get this place up to code by dawn.

:41:50
Let's go safety gate crazy.
:41:52
Don't worry, he'll be fine.
:41:54
It's all right.
:42:00
- All I got is $5.
- I can break that.

:42:04
Listen, I left the paperwork
on the kitchen table. It's not there.

:42:08
Please tell me you have it.
:42:09
I don't have it.
:42:20
- Hey, guys.
- Marvin, what are you doing here?

:42:22
The door was unlocked.
I got your final paychecks here.

:42:26
Thanks.
:42:28
So, what's going on here?
:42:32
Don't even ask.
:42:47
You can understand him?
:42:49
Yeah, he's speaking Klingon.
:42:51
That's Klingon.
I thought the kid was an idiot.

:42:54
God, how much "Star Trek"
does that kid watch?

:42:56
- Too much.
- The guy from Child Services is here.


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