:53:04
Starting tomorrow, Phil will be hosting
a Three Stooges film festival in the TV room.
:53:09
I know everybody's looking forward
to that, right?
:53:11
Thanks, Daddy!
:53:12
Last but not least, the Thumb Suckers
Support Group will have a meeting...
:53:15
under the tree after nap time...
:53:17
which starts right after
you finish your snack.
:53:20
So after you finish, grab a blanket,
get a spot, and we have that.
:53:23
Also, next week is going
to be Alpha Girls Group.
:53:26
And we're going to have
Tai Chi under the tree.
:53:29
And we're going to also have pet day,
so you bring your pets in.
:53:32
We'll have pet show-and-tell.
:53:35
This is my bunny. His name is Tiny.
:53:39
I feed him a lot. Five times a day.
:53:42
He poops a lot, too. Six times a day.
:53:45
It's like little marbles.
:53:47
This is my turtle, Sparks.
:53:50
He's fast. He's the fastest turtle in the world.
:53:57
Go! Go, Sparks!
:54:03
This is my parrot, Paulie.
I'm teaching him to talk. Talk.
:54:07
Shut up, butthead.
:54:16
Okay, Becca, where's your pet?
:54:18
I had a tarantula,
but I don't know where he is.
:54:22
Okay, all right, don't panic.
:54:25
What do you mean, don't panic?
There's a big spider in here.
:54:28
I got a spider on my head!
:54:33
- So what are we betting on today?
- I'm going to do a diaper stroke, okay?
:54:37
All right.
:54:38
Well, if it isn't the geniuses
that brought the world Veggie-Os.
:54:43
- So, how's unemployment?
- Actually, I've got the best job I've ever had.
:54:47
Yeah, it's a start-up.
:54:49
We offer time-management facilitation
to mostly working professionals.
:54:53
That's a tough market.
Sounds pretty cutthroat.
:54:56
- Yeah. It's a real blood sport.
- What's the money like?
:54:59
Bruce! Let's go, I got Botox.