1:19:00
I know you don't want this woman pruning
and cutting and weeding your 3-year-olds.
1:19:05
Some people are uncomfortable
with achievement.
1:19:07
No, what I'm uncomfortable with
is treating a little kid like it's an adult.
1:19:12
If your kids come here, they'll be
miserable in four different languages.
1:19:15
Five. We start Portuguese in the fall.
1:19:20
How many languages
do you listen to them in?
1:19:22
You ever stop trying to shove knowledge
down their throat and just talk to them?
1:19:26
Listen to what they want.
1:19:27
They're children,
they don't know what they want.
1:19:29
Yes, they do know what they want.
All of them. And they're all different.
1:19:33
We took some time, talked to the kids,
got to know them a bit.
1:19:36
- It made a difference. It helped them.
- Please. Share your success.
1:19:40
Why don't you tell these people exactly
how you help their children?
1:19:49
Max over here is potty-trained now, okay?
1:19:52
- I don't miss.
- That's right.
1:19:53
- And Becca learned how to read.
- Yes, I did.
1:19:57
And Crispin is the most polite kid
you'd ever want to meet.
1:20:01
- Thank you, Charlie.
- You are most welcome, Crispin.
1:20:05
And I made friends.
1:20:09
That's right, little man,
you made some friends.
1:20:13
As of this moment Daddy Day Care
is back in business.
1:20:21
- Don't be a fool. You won't make a nickel.
- We might not get rich, but we'll manage.
1:20:25
Excuse me. All right.
1:20:28
How about that?
1:20:35
Any boob can run a child-care center.
It takes a family to raise some children.
1:20:39
- We're going to be a family from now on.
- Family? What a laughable concept!
1:20:44
We'll just laugh our way down the driveway.
1:20:46
- Have a pleasant day.
- Bye, Miss Harridan.