:06:03
Help me, Charlie!
:06:04
Not in the face! Save yourself, Carrot!
:06:07
Call security now. Stop that!
:06:13
I guess we better go in, Pooch.
Your Daddy will come a little later.
:06:18
Come here, let me see you.
:06:27
I am so sorry, baby.
:06:29
Things got crazy at work.
What's going on, man?
:06:32
Look at this place.
It's Princeton for preschoolers.
:06:35
Let's hurry up
so we won't be late for the orientation.
:06:37
What's the orientation about?
:06:39
It's a preschool,
they'll be playing with blocks, right?
:06:50
Unbelievable.
:06:51
Language skills are a critical component
here at Chapman.
:06:55
They're part of our core curriculum.
:06:57
You must be Charles.
:06:58
- Call me Charlie. Nice to meet you.
- How do you do?
:07:01
- This is my wife, Kim.
- Hi.
:07:02
Kimberly. I'm Miss Harridan,
the headmistress.
:07:05
And this is Ben.
:07:07
How do you do, Benjamin?
:07:09
- Come on, little man.
- It's a pleasure to meet you.
:07:13
Shall we begin?
:07:15
- Look at their outfits. I like that.
- They're cute.
:07:18
We find uniforms reinforce
the sense of structure.
:07:22
Structure's good.
:07:24
Our philosophy is that
a child is like a climbing vine.
:07:27
With structure to cling to,
and the right gardener to tend them...
:07:31
they'll grow to the sky.
:07:35
- Sorry.
- So, Mrs. Hinton...
:07:37
you're returning to work?
:07:40
Lawyer, I believe your file said.
:07:42
Actually, I haven't practiced yet.
:07:44
We just had Ben when I finished law school.
:07:47
Still a little nervous about leaving him.
:07:50
All mothers are. But you needn't worry.
:07:53
Our little seedlings are in very good hands.
:07:57
- Turn the darn phone off.
- It's off.
:07:59
And attack!