:14:01
the engine will start knocking,
and I don't want that.
:14:04
You don't leave milk in the car
with the windows rolled up.
:14:07
Always buckle up the car seat.
:14:09
Don't park in the sun
or the seats will get too hot.
:14:11
And no juice unless it's in a sippy cup.
:14:13
Bye, baby.
:14:15
Can you give a call,
tell us what time you'll be back?
:14:19
Because we'll be here waiting,
just the two of us.
:14:22
Bye, Mom.
:14:25
Not too fast!
:14:27
See you later.
:14:31
When's Mommy coming back?
:14:34
She'll be back around dinnertime, Mommy.
:14:37
Is dinnertime soon?
:14:40
No, but don't you worry.
We're going to have a lot of fun.
:14:44
But we need Mommy to have fun.
:14:51
Are you trying
to just break me down in the driveway?
:14:53
- Why you want to break your father down?
- I'm sorry.
:14:56
That's better. You broke me down smooth.
:14:58
- My eyes welled up.
- I'm sorry.
:15:00
- You made my eyes well up.
- Okay, let's...
:15:02
- Look at my eyes.
- I see your eye twitching.
:15:04
We're going to have fun!
:15:24
Do you know how to change a diaper?
:15:26
Yes, but I thought Max was potty-trained.
:15:29
Believe me, so did I.
:15:30
Don't do that to me! What are you...
:15:33
He's throwing things at me, and it smells.
:15:35
I really need your help!
:15:39
- Are you potty-trained?
- Yes.
:15:44
You got to go stinky?
:15:45
Yes.
:15:46
Then, go on. Go stinky, then.
:15:53
You have a nauseous ache in your stomach
that you're a worthless failure?
:15:59
We are worthless failures.