:21:01
If it's not too much trouble,
when you get a chance...
:21:13
"Warm, nurturing, experienced parents...
:21:16
"providing exceptional child-care
at affordable prices."
:21:21
The "experienced" part
is what I have to take issue with.
:21:29
I give it three days.
:21:32
You two guys are running
a day care center?
:21:34
You're signing up people
at a lemonade stand on the front lawn?
:21:39
Good luck with that. Come on, Paul.
:21:42
Wait. Don't you believe in equality
amongst the sexes?
:21:45
Can't men do everything women can do?
:21:48
No, we can't. It's unnatural.
:21:52
Little bit eeky.
:21:53
You're guys?
:21:55
What did you think Daddy Day Care meant?
:21:57
I thought maybe one guy. Not only guys.
:21:59
I just thought it was a clever name.
:22:01
- Is this the day care place?
- They're all guys.
:22:04
They're what?
:22:05
Excuse me. Listen.
We are two loving, caring parents.
:22:09
We run a day care center.
:22:10
You're a couple of sickos!
:22:12
How about a free trial offer?
:22:15
Sickos!
:22:17
- Oh, dear.
- Come on!
:22:21
Hi, Peggy! Hi, Nicky. How you doing?
:22:23
Nicky is so excited for his big day.
:22:26
- How old are you? Oh, yeah, five.
- I got it.
:22:28
Wait. You're leaving Nicky here
with these guys?
:22:32
You have trouble with them being guys?
Are you from the Dark Ages?
:22:35
Aren't you for gender equality
and all that jazz?
:22:37
Peggy, come on. Of course we are.
:22:40
So can't women do what men do
and men do what women do?
:22:42
These guys can do the job.
:22:44
- You'll vouch for these two?
- Yeah, I'll vouch for them.
:22:50
- I'll try it.
- You're doing it?
:22:51
They'll have a great time.
:22:53
- Okay.
- Right, kids?
:22:54
You're a real lifesaver.
:22:56
You screw this up,
I'll kill you with my bare hands.