:24:00
How's it going, big guy?
:24:05
What time's pickup?
:24:07
At 5:00.
:24:09
I have laser treatment. Make it 6:00.
:24:11
Sorry about the outfit. He won't take it off.
:24:14
How long has he been wearing that?
:24:15
Couple of weeks.
:24:17
Who will you call if there are any problems?
:24:20
911, Mommy.
:24:21
That's such a good girl.
:24:24
Come on. I'll let you hold my keys.
:24:27
How about a Life Saver?
You like Life Savers?
:24:30
How about money? A dollar?
:24:36
A dollar.
:24:37
You are a smart man. That is yours.
All right.
:24:42
Welcome to Daddy Day Care.
:24:44
We're your team facilitators.
My name is Charlie and this is Phil.
:24:48
Anybody ever seen
a mission statement before?
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Here. Everybody take one.
Take a mission statement.
:24:54
Here we go. One for everybody. Slow down.
:24:56
All right. Okay.
:24:58
Who wants to be first one
to read the first sentence...
:25:02
on the mission statement?
:25:04
Okay, how about you?
:25:06
I don't read yet.
:25:08
I'm looking for someone who can read.
:25:10
By a show of hands,
how many of you can already read?
:25:15
Raise your hand
if you don't know how to read.
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Here's what we'll do.
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I'll read the mission statement aloud...
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and what I want you guys to do
is just follow along as I read it.
:25:29
Doesn't that sound like interesting fun?
Here we go.
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"As the members and facilitators
of the Daddy Day Care team...
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"we will collectively strive to provide..."
:25:40
Sean, don't eat the mission statement.
Get that out of your mouth.
:25:44
"...will collectively strive to..."
:25:46
Don't rip the mission statement, Little Flash.
It's an important document.
:25:52
Come back here!
:25:55
What he's really trying to say is...