:47:02
Now, what can I do for you?
:47:04
We wanted to thank you for helping
to expedite our accreditation process.
:47:08
Thanks to your tip, somebody
from child services came to see us.
:47:12
I had heard you opened
some sort of day care program...
:47:15
and I was concerned.
:47:17
That's nice of you.
You don't have to be concerned about us.
:47:20
It's not you I'm concerned about.
It's the children you're looking after.
:47:24
- Wait a minute. We're parents. That's a start.
- Any boob can be a parent.
:47:28
If you want to screw up your own child,
that's your right.
:47:30
But when it comes to other people's kids,
there's a higher standard to answer to.
:47:34
Mr. Kubitz seems to think that we met
that standard. Show her the thing.
:47:39
That piece of paper doesn't impress me.
:47:42
We're getting it laminated.
:47:44
You two are just some fly-by-night
operation looking to make a fast buck.
:47:48
You're just afraid of the competition.
Let's go.
:47:50
Competition? Don't flatter yourselves.
:47:53
Daddy Day Care will never be
in the same league as this institution.
:47:58
Laminated!
:48:01
That wasn't as satisfying as I thought.
:48:03
I think we can take her. All we need
is some garlic and a wooden stake.
:48:07
You know what she said that was right?
:48:09
These kids need more than watching.
Tomorrow we'll take it up a notch.
:48:13
We got to start stimulating their minds.
:48:18
- But I'm not a daddy.
- You don't have to be a daddy.
:48:20
You're a male-type humanoid.
That fits in with the philosophy of the place.
:48:24
I don't know, guys. I mean,
I guess I like hanging out with the kids.
:48:27
It's kind of cool.
:48:28
But I guess child-care wasn't necessarily...
:48:32
an avenue that I felt professionally
I was headed towards.
:48:35
- That's exactly what I said.
- Excuse me.
:48:37
Yes, come on in!
:48:41
- How are you?
- Hey, guys.
:48:43
I am so sorry.
I forgot to write you a check this week.
:48:46
Ever since the divorce,
my head's just been like...
:48:54
- Are you the new daddy?
- I'm your daddy.
:48:59
I'm not your daddy.