:54:02
I feed him a lot. Five times a day.
:54:05
He poops a lot, too. Six times a day.
:54:09
It's like little marbles.
:54:11
This is my turtle, Sparks.
:54:13
He's fast. He's the fastest turtle in the world.
:54:20
Go! Go, Sparks!
:54:27
This is my parrot, Paulie.
I'm teaching him to talk. Talk.
:54:31
Shut up, butthead.
:54:40
Okay, Becca, where's your pet?
:54:41
I had a tarantula,
but I don't know where he is.
:54:45
Okay, all right, don't panic.
:54:48
What do you mean, don't panic?
There's a big spider in here.
:54:51
I got a spider on my head!
:54:56
- So what are we betting on today?
- I'm going to do a diaper stroke, okay?
:55:00
All right.
:55:01
Well, if it isn't the geniuses
that brought the world Veggie-Os.
:55:06
- So, how's unemployment?
- Actually, I've got the best job I've ever had.
:55:11
Yeah, it's a start-up.
:55:12
We offer time-management facilitation
to mostly working professionals.
:55:17
That's a tough market.
Sounds pretty cutthroat.
:55:19
- Yeah. It's a real blood sport.
- What's the money like?
:55:22
Bruce! Let's go, I got Botox.
:55:26
Hi, Charlie. Hi, Phil.
:55:28
- Hey, Crispin.
- What's up, little man?
:55:30
How do you know my kid?
:55:31
They're his day care teachers,
what do you think?
:55:35
Day care? That's what it is?
:55:38
Oh, my God.
You're wiping boogers for a living.
:55:44
Losers.
:55:47
You're paying us to do it, too, you know.
:55:51
Losers.
:55:54
"Do you like green eggs and ham?
:55:58
"I do not like them, Sam-l-Am.
I do not like green eggs and ham.