:09:01
Did you know that female spiders eat
the male when she's done with him?
:09:05
Yeah. They date, they laugh, and then
she turns his ass into a crab cake.
:09:08
Now, while the prospect of biting
your head off makes me happy,
:09:12
I am sure that ultimately
you are not a Happy Meal.
:09:15
So, I'm moving on
to better cuisine.
:09:17
Good-bye, Rashaun.
:09:19
Eva, wait. You're just
gonna say good-bye?
:09:21
Oh, no, it's not good-bye.
It's hello in reverse.
:09:26
Eva. Come on, girl.
:09:30
- Eva put that man in the mental ward.
- You're always exaggerating.
:09:35
Eva drove the brother insane.
I seen him last week.
:09:39
Dude sound like Ron Hopper.
Now he t-t-talk like th-th-this.
:09:42
This can work with Ray.
The boy is a specialist.
:09:44
He is a master player.
:09:46
Listen, Ray can get Eva
to let go ofher sisters.
:09:49
Then when it's just us and
them, we can have all their love.
:09:53
- Right, right.
- We can get him to seduce her.
:09:55
- Yes! - 'Cause all she really
needs is some you- know-what.
:09:58
Hold up. What Eva really
needs is a sensitive man-
:10:01
somebody that can help her
with her personality problems.
:10:03
What she needs is a dude that can hit that
ass till she starts speaking in tongues.
:10:07
- Amen.
:10:10
Right, right, right.
Can Ray do that?
:10:13
Okay, later,
after we finish doing it,
:10:15
we're gonna lie together and hold
each other and talk for a while, right?
:10:19
Okay. We can do it, but
I have to study. Come on.
:10:23
Eva says if I stick to a study schedule
- Don't say the "E" word.
:10:27
- Not in this house.
- I have to stick to my study schedule, okay?
:10:30
All of us agreed. What is
with you Dandridge women?
:10:34
I love my sisters, okay?
I'm sorry.
:10:37
I love you too.
It's just in a different way.
:10:40
Okay. Then I demand that you love
me the same way that you love them.
:10:44
You and them-
it's like apples and oranges.
:10:47
What? Lady, I am your husband,
okay? I pledged my life to you...
:10:51
before God and a bunch of ugly
- ass relatives I don't even like.
:10:54
I gave up all my wild ways for you,
and, baby, I had a hell of a lot of them.
:10:58
I never told you about the roses and the
butt-naked midgets or none of that shit.