:17:00
to hook up a man
for a perfectly good woman.
:17:03
What is it? She got five kids, a violent ex
- con boyfriend?
:17:06
Is she one of those evil, nasty sisters
who beats a brother down till he's dust?
:17:10
- What is it?
- It's the ex- con thing, bro.
:17:13
- Darrell!
- Ray, Ray, look, I gotta be honest with you.
:17:17
Eva is a piece of work, but we're prepared
to make it worth your while to take her out.
:17:22
You're gonna pay me
to go out with her?
:17:24
Are you worried that that
makes you look like a gigolo?
:17:26
- No. I mean, I kind of like that aspect.
- Okay!
:17:30
All right.
I'm in a financial bind.
:17:33
My landlord is selling my house.
I need cash to buy it.
:17:35
Man, that is perfect. Then we
all can benefit from this deal.
:17:38
Here's what we need you to do:
Take her out for a couple of months.
:17:41
Not just distract her,
but make her fall hard for you.
:17:43
I can definitely do that.
And I love a challenge.
:17:45
Really, she can't be
all that bad, can she?
:17:47
Eva's sisters gave her a cross
with Jesus on it for her birthday.
:17:51
- The next day,Jesus was gone.
- You're kidding, right?
:17:54
No. When you do it, you have to
make her fall in love with you,
:17:57
then you tell her you're leaving
town and get her to go with you.
:17:59
- Then you can dump her. It'll take her years to relocate.
- Yes!
:18:01
Time out. I'm sorry. This ain't
my kind of thing, you know.
:18:06
I'm a lover, not a con man. Mike,
let's hang out sometime, okay?
:18:09
But, Ray-
Get him a drink.
:18:11
Take another look at her.
That's not a zero.
:18:13
But think about it, Ray.
:18:15
You just had to bring up
theJesus thing.
:18:18
He got muscles. I didn't
think he'd be scared of her.
:18:25
Hey, I went out with that construction
guy yesterday. The cute one?
:18:30
Mm-hmm. And you know
we ended up in the bed.
:18:33
Did he have to take a number,
or was the line moving briskly?
:18:35
Ooh!
:18:38
No, no, tell it, please.
Ormandy, go.
:18:40
Thank you, Eva.
Honey, he dropped his pants,
:18:44
and he whipped it out
all proud.
:18:47
And I said, "Oh, no.
Where's the rest of it?"
:18:52
Ya have to put man in place
sometime, ya hear that?
:18:55
- Did she just call me a bitch?
- Right.
:18:58
What's up?