Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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:10:01
Oh, come on,
what is this guy doing?

:10:02
Hey, move that pile.
:10:04
The light ain't getting
any greener, jarhead.

:10:06
Hey, screw you, man.
:10:07
Why don't you step
out of that little,

:10:09
bitty wussy car
and talk to my face, huh?

:10:11
Hey, screw you.
:10:13
I'll kick your
steroid-loving ass, moron.

:10:16
Jujube.
:10:17
I'm going to bust you up, man.
:10:19
Smell you later, stink bomb.
:10:22
I'll find you.
:10:23
Three, G, Q...
:10:26
Hey, Dickie, aren't you worried
about that guy

:10:28
tracking you down and beating
the crap out of you?

:10:30
No, I'm in someone else's car,
plus the windows are tinted.

:10:33
Hey, listen, this movie part
:10:35
sounds like
the key to everything, man.

:10:37
You've got to get me in
to see Rob Reiner.

:10:40
And as your agent,
let me ask you this--

:10:42
you got any ideas?
:10:43
'Cause, I mean, that's just
way out of our league.

:10:46
Now, you want
to get on Elimidate,

:10:48
that's a different story.
:10:50
I think if I talk
to some movie stars,

:10:52
they can help me.
:10:53
Yeah, you, where are you
going to meet movie stars?

:10:56
Oh, man, that's the easy part.
:10:57
So, I woke up in a boxcar
outside Lincoln, Nebraska.

:11:01
All right, it was
5:00 in the morning.

:11:04
Hey, Tom Arnold, what's up?
:11:06
Hey, hey, it's Tom "A"
in here, okay?

:11:08
And keep quiet;
it's just getting good.

:11:10
She's a cross-addicted
sex addict.

:11:11
Ooh.
:11:12
And I realized
that I had hit bottom.

:11:15
I hit bottom.
:11:16
I see you on TV all the time.
:11:17
You're doing great.
Listen, what's up?

:11:19
Hey, Orville and Wilbur called.
:11:21
They want to buy your collars.
:11:22
They're going to take off
from Kitty Hawk at sundown.

:11:24
What does that mean?
:11:26
They invented the airplane,
:11:28
and your lapels
are unusually huge.

:11:31
That's funny.
:11:32
Yeah.
:11:33
Or is it?
:11:34
I can bench-press 350 pounds.
:11:35
That's great.
That's a lot.

:11:36
Hey, man, I see you everywhere.
:11:38
You're kicking ass.
:11:39
True Lies was great.
:11:40
I rent it all the time.
:11:41
Can you get me in
with Rob Reiner?

:11:42
Excuse me. Sir?
:11:44
Can we help you?
:11:45
Are you here
because you're an alcoholic?

:11:48
Whoa. No. No. Baby.
:11:49
Don't get that
floating around town.

:11:51
Last thing I need
is people to think

:11:53
I'm some drunk, alkie loser.
:11:57
Not that it's bad.
I mean, it's cool.

:11:59
You need to be
an alcoholic to be here.


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