Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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hook me up with Rob Reiner.
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Did Mr. Frazier call you?
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I'll believe it when I see it.
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Okay, I raise ten bucks.
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Actually, one buck
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and the original
braces that Marcia wore

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in the "Brace Yourself"
episode--

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easily worth
nine bucks on eBay.

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Gross. I'm in.
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All right, I'm in.
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All right,
speaking of big stars,

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anybody see who People Magazine
gave "Sexiest Man Alive" to?

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George Clooney.
Don't get it.

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George Clooney?
That doesn't make sense.

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Who is voting on that stuff?
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You know what, though?
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George Clooney is a great star.
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He's huge, and deservedly so.
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I loved that boat movie.
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You know who I don't
get is Brad Pitt.

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Yeah, what's up with Brad Pitt?
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Brad Pitt changes
his hair every day.

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Are girls really into guys
with great hair,

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pretty faces
and built like a truck?

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-Yeah.
-Actually, yeah.

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You know, one time,
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someone thought I was
Brad Pitt from the side.

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Yeah, I know, like, 20 people
who thought you were a girl

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and not from the side.
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Watch it.
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I raise two bucks
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with this authentic replica
of the jinxed

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Tiki idol
from the Brady episode

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"Hawaii Bound."
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Easily worth two bucks on eBay.
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I am out.
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Yeah, I'm out.
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I'm out.
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There's your two.
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And you know who I don't get?
Vin Diesel.

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Oh, yes!
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Who's Vin Diesel?
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Is he good-looking?
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I mean, I don't know
what's going on with him.

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Is he Chinese?
I don't know.

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That's so horrible, man.
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You're such a dick.
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Besides, he'd kick your ass.
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Come on, Dickie.
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How jealous can you get, really?
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It's getting bad.
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Vin Diesel's actually
a cool guy.

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-Yeah.
-Yeah.

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He actually lent me money once.
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I just want to be a star again
so goddamn bad.

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What's the thing
you miss the most, Dickie?

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You know what?
It's not the limos.

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Oh, I miss the limos.
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It's not the girls,
the money, the parties...

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The girls, the money,
the parties...


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