:30:01
Well, I can teach you
:30:03
how to put Preparation H
on your eyes
:30:04
to get rid of bags, huh?
:30:06
I'll help you, you help me.
:30:07
I'm just saying
:30:08
a Water Wiggle
will beat the crap out of you.
:30:11
Yeah, it's less of a toy
and more of a bruise machine.
:30:13
I like that, that's interesting,
tell me more.
:30:15
What other toys should I know?
:30:17
Uh, Gobots, Hot Wheels, Robodon.
:30:20
Transformers.
:30:21
Slip 'n Slide.
:30:22
Stratego.
:30:23
Mousetrap.
:30:24
-Trolls.
-Hurry Up.
:30:25
-He-man.
-Slinky.
:30:26
-Dumarina.
-Click Clacks.
:30:27
-Pac-Man.
-Clue.
:30:28
-Wheel-o.
-Donkey Kong.
:30:29
-Caterpillar.
-Duncan Yo-Yo.
:30:31
-Razor Scooters.
-Return to Wolfenstein.
:30:33
Uh-uh-uh.
Okay, that's enough.
:30:36
Don't make me call
the Guinness Book.
:30:37
But what about
the best game of all?
:30:39
Come on, guys.
:30:42
Candy Land?
:30:43
-No.
-Don't know it.
:30:45
No? I got you.
:30:46
Whoo! In your face. Candy Land.
:30:48
That was the most fun
I had as a kid.
:30:50
I remember I picked the card
with the ice-cream bar on it.
:30:52
I was like...
:30:54
We have a winner! Whoo!
:30:55
Yeah, whatever.
:30:56
But still, it's Water Wiggle
:30:57
that you should
be thinking about.
:30:59
Steady, Chicken Little.
:31:06
Oh.
:31:14
Oh, my God.
:31:22
What's up? You like that?!
:31:26
Yeah! What happened, bitch? Huh?
:31:34
Damn, that Water Wiggle thing
is like a Stephen King movie.
:31:37
It's supposed to be a toy?
:31:39
Anyway, okay, so, this
is a Water Wiggle.
:31:42
Any other toys
you want to show me?
:31:51
Oh, my gosh.
:31:53
Look at all this shizzit.
:31:54
What's shizzit?
:31:56
It's a secret way to swear.
:31:58
Again, learn from me,
I'll learn from you.