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This is the story of the witch
of Cloverfield Central School.
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Once upon a time,
there was this witch in school.
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She was a very, very bad witch.
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Ha, ha.
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All the boys liked her,
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because they didn't know
what a bad witch she was.
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Sally,
does this witch have a name?
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Mm...
No, not really.
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Just a witch.
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Right, and Sally,
what does this witch look like?
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Okay, she dresses very nice,
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'cause her dad
has a lot of money.
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Really hot capris,
super tight Zootopia tops.
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I don't think this is a witch.
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I think it's Heather Bolan.
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What? That's crazy.
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Okay, it's Heather Bolan.
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Oh, you know what, Sally?
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I don't like her
and I've never even met her.
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Anyone who bugs you
can't be good.
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Now it's my turn.
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My story is called "The Day
the Sitcom Got Canceled."
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The sky, she was stormy
that night.
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Suddenly, the phone rang.
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The little boy's mother
picked it up.
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"Hello?"
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The evil producer on
the other end said,
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"The ratings have hit
a six-year low."
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It gets scarier.
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"The network is in a panic."
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Yeah.
Here's where it heats up.
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They didn't
have a replacement show.
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No, no!
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Dickie!
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I know,
what are they going to do?
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What? What's wrong?
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There's something...
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Okay, I'll stop. What?