Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
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and in my brain,
and they were...

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Mom.
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...guts of my head and...
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Come on, Mom, sing it.
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And there was so many...
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Okay. Dickie,
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this is what I do for my kids
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when they're having a nightmare.
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Hush little baby,
don't say a word

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Mama's gonna buy you
a mockingbird

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And if that mockingbird
don't sing

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Mama's going to buy you
a diamond ring

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If that diamond ring
turns brass...

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Okay.
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Let's go to bed.
It's okay.

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Now, that was probably
the nicest thing

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anyone's ever done for me.
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You feel bad, and your mom
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actually tries
to make you feel not bad.

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Wow.
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By the way,
your mom's really hot.

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-What?
-Ew!

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What, am I wrong?
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And what's the backyard like?
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Has she got the G-string going
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or them big ol' grannies
with the louvers?

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I'm betting sweet thong.
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-Ugh!
-Gross!

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Yuck.
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Come on, Sam,
pretend she's not your mom.

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Are they real?
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I think they're real.
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I bumped into them the other day
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and it was like "boing,"
and I was like "boing."

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Dickie, she's our mom.
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She's my mom, too,
and I'm dealing with it somehow.

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Anyway.
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Good night, prude people.
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Dream the dream of prudes.
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Prude it up.
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Have a nice G-rated dream
full of prudiness.

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Go to sleep, Dickie.

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