1:20:00
Dickie, turn on the news.
1:20:03
Famous director Rob Reiner
was the victim
1:20:05
of a road rage incident today
in Hollywood.
1:20:07
Witnesses say that Mr. Reiner
was stopped at a red light
1:20:10
when a large angry man
pulled Mr. Reiner
1:20:12
out of his Honda lnsight
1:20:14
and began beating him
for well over a minute.
1:20:17
Mr. Reiner was rushed
to a nearby hospital,
1:20:19
his only dazed words being,
1:20:21
"l have no idea what I did
to make that man so angry."
1:20:26
Oh, my God, I can't believe it.
1:20:29
Dickie, I got you an audition.
1:20:30
You got me that audition?
How?
1:20:33
Well, it's a long story,
but it's tomorrow at 3:00.
1:20:37
Tomorrow at 3:00?
I-l-I'm... I'll never be ready.
1:20:39
Well, you got to be ready,
1:20:41
because the audition's
at the hospital,
1:20:43
and then Rob's going under
for an operation.
1:20:45
What, an operation?
1:20:46
Well, anyway, long story short,
1:20:49
Rob needs a kidney,
and I'm giving him one of mine.
1:20:53
We swapped...
1:20:55
a kidney for an audition.
1:20:57
You'd better get that job!
1:21:01
Holy crap.
1:21:02
It's tomorrow.
1:21:03
I'm not ready.
1:21:05
Wait.
1:21:07
I've got an idea.
1:21:10
Okay, here we go.
1:21:11
You're going to be ready,
Dickie.
1:21:13
This is the big one.
1:21:14
It's Christmas morning.
1:21:15
You're waking up excited.
1:21:17
You think you heard reindeer
on the roof, okay?
1:21:19
All right, I'll be
down in a second.
1:21:21
Mom, this was such a good idea
to help Dickie.
1:21:25
Do you think he could pretend
it's Christmas even though
1:21:27
-it's not for a while?
-Sure, he can,
1:21:29
and if coming down the stairs
and seeing his first red bicycle
1:21:32
helps him with his acting
somehow, then...
1:21:34
huh?
1:21:37
He really is special, isn't he?
1:21:39
Who would've thought?
1:21:41
Yeah, I mean how is it possible
that Stranger Danger
1:21:43
turned out to be so cool?
1:21:45
Hey, where's Cyndi?
1:21:46
I thought she would've
helped him with this.
1:21:48
Slut.
1:21:53
Here I come.