1:32:01
Former Child Star," shows us,
the more apt saying is,
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"There's no love
like real love."
1:32:07
This has been the story
of Dickie Roberts:
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The E! True Hollywood Story..
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Former child stars
are people, too
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They're the same as you,
and you and you
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So we ask
this simple question
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How can it be
that you occasionally
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Don't respect their dignity?
1:32:48
'Cause as they make their way
through life
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Long after
the spotlight's faded
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There are things
some of you do
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That make them want
to be sedated
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We loved being child stars
1:33:04
On your television
1:33:07
But please stop giving us crap
1:33:09
Or we'll have
a head-on collision
1:33:14
Thank you for letting me
in your living rooms
1:33:20
To entertain you before bed
1:33:26
But if one more person
calls me Marcia
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I'll bust his fucking head
1:33:33
She's very grateful,
just like she said
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But please don't call her Marcia
1:33:42
Or she'll bust
your freaking head
1:33:44
Yeah, I'd rather be called
Marcia then Screech.
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So I'm sitting alone
in Arby's
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I get questions
that make me see red
1:33:58
Hey, Eddie?
1:33:59
Where's Herman Munster?