1:36:02
Don't ever say,
"Didn't you used to be...?"
1:36:05
Or I'll put your head
through a vintage TV
1:36:07
Child stars on your television
1:36:11
Eight rehabs isn't enough
1:36:13
But I've done and seen
the most killer stuff
1:36:16
Child stars
on your television
1:36:20
You want an autograph
but I'ma tell you this
1:36:22
Don't ask a brother
when he's taking a piss
1:36:24
Child stars
on your television
1:36:28
You can dance like me,
you can dance like Mickey
1:36:30
I'll hurt you real bad,
you can take it from Kenickie
1:36:34
Now of course
we've been kidding
1:36:37
This has all been in fun
1:36:39
We're happy you still love us,
after our shows have gone
1:36:46
But please just follow
our simple rules
1:36:50
Or we'll beat you
like rented mules.
1:36:55
We loved being child stars
on your television
1:37:00
Child stars
1:37:05
Child stars.
1:37:47
All right you guys,
thanks for coming.
1:37:49
Let's skedoodle.
1:37:50
All right,
that's seriously the end.
1:37:52
People in the back, beat it.
1:37:53
We know you left your popcorn.
1:37:54
That's fine.
Someone will get it.
1:37:56
And quit pretending like
you're reading the credits.
1:37:58
They're so small,
1:37:59
and we're pushing them by
so fast.