:33:02
Well, you can't sit in the terminal till
3 a.m. Aren't you gonna get hungry?
:33:07
No, I'm pretty full. Besides, I have
to catch up on some reading.
:33:12
Reading? Reading what?
:33:18
Good night, Gwendolyn.
:33:25
What's the matter, Catch?
Lose another one?
:33:29
I am going to bury that Novak broad...
:33:33
...and turn this crazy upside-down-
with-love world right side up again.
:33:37
I'm gonna write the exposé of
the century, so the world will know...
:33:40
...once and for all that deep down,
all women are the same.
:33:43
They all want the same thing:
Love and marriage.
:33:45
Even Miss Barbara "Down With Love" Novak.
And I am going to prove it.
:33:50
How? Novak won't even see you.
:33:53
That's right. That's why Novak
won't even see me coming.
:34:05
Barbara, you're not dressed.
Aren't you coming?
:34:08
No. I'm just gonna stay in tonight.
:34:10
Why? Because you don't have a date?
:34:13
My date's a quarterback with 27
teammates. I'm sure he can fix you up.
:34:16
I'm sure he couldn't.
I am persona non grata to all men.
:34:21
I can't even get picked up
by a taxi driver.
:34:24
Now, this is crazy.
All of this fame and success...
:34:28
...and Miss Sex á la Carte is the only
woman who can't have sex á la carte.
:34:31
At least not on this earth.
:34:33
Maybe we can find you an astronaut
who's been in orbit the past two weeks.
:34:37
It's all right, Vikki. I'm perfectly content
on my own.
:34:40
Well, when it comes to not needing
a man, you wrote the book.