1:01:01
That pink book is ruining my life.
1:01:04
Woman acts as if she has
a mind of her own.
1:01:06
She refuses my advances.
1:01:09
This goes to the sanctity
of a man's most fundamental right.
1:01:11
All our wives are giving us trouble.
1:01:13
I'm not talking about my wife.
I'm talking about my mistress.
1:01:17
I want that Vikki Hiller fired!
1:01:20
But you can't fire her now, T.B.
1:01:25
How would it look?
1:01:27
She is the most celebrated editor
in the business.
1:01:30
You're my creative team.
Create a reason to get rid of her.
1:01:34
Or I'll create a new creative team.
1:01:46
Good morning, gentlemen.
Do you know why it's good?
1:01:49
Because this is the day I tell Theodore
Banner that my fellow senior editors...
1:01:53
...are going to treat me like more
than just a titular senior editor or I quit.
1:02:08
I should have known the top dog
would be a rat.
1:02:10
He's a man. I hate men.
1:02:13
For as man-crazy as I've been
my whole life, I sure can't stand them.
1:02:16
I think I'll just get married.
1:02:18
You're just upset.
You'll find another job.
1:02:21
I don't want another job.
1:02:23
I'm sorry, Barbara, but I don't wanna
be a "Down With Love" girl anymore.
1:02:26
I give up. I give in.
I just wanna be Mrs. Peter McMannus.
1:02:32
Really?
1:02:34
At least then there'd be one man
I could tell what to do.
1:02:38
Anyway, there. I've said it.
1:02:40
If you want me to resign
as your friend, I understand.
1:02:43
Oh, Vikki, no. How could I possibly
accept your resignation now...
1:02:46
...when I need a friend
more than ever?
1:02:49
You see, I have a confession
to make too.
1:02:53
I'm not a "Down With Love" girl either.
I'm a woman who's fallen in love.
1:02:57
And I'm going to tell him.
And tonight's the night.