:17:02
So why was he calling me
into the street to get hit?
:17:07
Maybe there's more to the story
we don't get yet.
:17:15
-You don't know shit.
-Name it!
:17:17
I'll name it after we come up
with a small wager.
:17:20
-50 bucks.
-What's the subject?
:17:22
In the movies, when people
wake up together...
:17:25
...they immediately start kissing
and going at it.
:17:28
But they never get up first, take a leak
and brush their goddamn teeth.
:17:32
Which is pretty much necessary
when you wake up.
:17:36
What's it called when
you got a constant woody?
:17:38
-You mean priapism.
-See? I'm practically priasmic.
:17:42
Priapismic.
:17:43
-Whatever! It's hard.
-That's what you're betting on?
:17:46
No, I can name the one movie where
they acknowledge the scuzzy facts of life.
:17:52
-I'll give you a quarter.
-A quarter from you. 50 bucks from you.
:17:58
-Promised Land.
-Promised Land? Never heard of it.
:18:02
Meg Ryan and what's his name?
Reefer Sutherland.
:18:05
-Kiefer.
-From, I don't know,1 988 or something?
:18:08
So Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning
and says, "Where's the cat?"
:18:12
And he says, "What cat?" And she says,
"The cat that shit in my mouth."
:18:17
That will be 50 small.
:18:19
-Bullshit! You made it up.
-Could Beaver make that up?
:18:22
You can have that priceless piece
of cinematic trivia absolutely free.
:18:26
I'm filing that in the "Who-gives-a-shit"
section of my memory warehouse.
:18:31
-What's the memory warehouse?
-You don't remember?
:18:35
-I must've forgot.
-You forgot?
:18:38
-Just remind me. Don't give me shit.
-It's in his head. We've all got one.
:18:41
-Hasn't that place been condemned?
-Not yet.
:18:44
It's so crowded I have to throw something
out every time I learn something new.
:18:48
When I got my new laptop I had to
throw out all my files of rock 'n' roll lyrics.
:18:57
My warehouse was washed away
in a flood about 1 0 years ago.